The act of falling forward; Being so drunk that you lack the coordination for even the most simple motor skills such as standing or sitting; Someone so drunk they keep falling over.
Steve: Dam son, you were drunk as shit last night!! You couldn't even sit up straight on the barstool, much less walk to the car. How many times did you fall over?
Joe: No joke, I must have hit my face on the floor three or four times. I had a nasty case of proptosis!
Realtors often mistakenly refer to this as a "toilet room". It's the small enclosed space inside a larger bathroom where the throne is located. It has to have a door, which is closed during #2 operations, but not necessarily on #1 operations.
Jane: I love this house, the only issue is that the master bath has no poopatoruim.
Realtor: Poopatorium? Really?! I consider myself schooled!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.