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The act of masturbating and shitting concurrently.
Damn bro I can’t wait till I get home so I can take a poopjerk
Poopjerk by Garebear the carebear November 30, 2021
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poopageddon 

When you're running late, don't even have time to feed the cat; but you hear the distant sounds of thunder and rage... Next thing you know you're grabbing your stomach and making a daring dash to the porcelain Queen. Bombs are being fired, volcanos erupting (You may even need to double flush.) But you sit there, knowing this may be the end of times, and yet still hoping you'll be on time to work.
You knew poopageddon was here, so you called your mom, and told her how thankful you were to be born, knowing it was the end of times.
poopageddon by Celeste Greentea March 22, 2019
A condition involving the backing up of the feces, results in uncontrollable and heavy farting.
Tamara Brownroots: Katie, would you please stop farting!

Katie: Sorry I have poopage!
Poopage by Side Pony Sally December 21, 2010

Poopadelic 

Adjective 1: Annoying, Irritating, Obstructive, Bias.

Usualy used in a situation but can also be used as a name. (Nown)
Person 1: "Im SO bored!

Person 2: "I know! This class is SO Poopadelic!"

Person 1: "LOL At Your Life!"
Person 2: "You are such a Poopadelic!"
Poopadelic by MeatyOreGaming July 29, 2013
The process of pooping and jerking off at the same time.
Person 1: "Did you see Michael yesterday on his birthday?"
Person 2 : "Yeah, I saw him poopjerk into a garbage can at 3 am. "
poopjerk by Roznerisafiend May 8, 2022
Poopage, my wireless connection just dropped again.
poopage by dodozhang21 December 30, 2005