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1.
Poopjerk- Wehn you take a dump and then rub one out right after while your sitting down.
Dustin Brull poopjerked into the toilet.
by Brettbeyer2002 January 12, 2008
 
2.
One who masturbates while taking a crap.
Jorge has been in the can poopjerking all afternoon.
by hardon69 September 28, 2007