Poop Factory 

Poop Factory: a facility in which poop is manufactured, often, the facility is very loose butthole and the poop is mass produced at a high rate. The phrase poop factory is often used to describe a person who seems like the only content they can produce and put into the world is poop (see Stephan A. Smith from ESPN as an example).

Synonyms:
poop-dickery dickery jack-dickery Side Dickery okey dokey dickery do dog dickery Fuck Dickery Sleefdic Willy Wonka's Choclate Factory Stephan A. Smith

Watching Stephen A. Smith arguing with Joe Rogan about the Conor Mcgregor and Donald Cerrone fight, made me realize Stephen A. Smith is a poop factory.

Poop Factory by twitch.tv/mindabyss July 19, 2020

Poop factory on Wheels

1. A mobile factory that manufactures excrement.

2. A mentally capable physcially handicapped person who craps his pants and scratches his crap covered ass. He would then proceed to wipe his hands on many of his possessions(i.e. a ruler, his school desk, his school box). Said person is usually in between 4th-6th grade.

Boy Student 1: J.R. reeks today! I hate pushing him around in his wheel chair.
Boy Student 2: What do you expect? He is a poop factory on wheels.
Both Students: hahahaha
Girl Student: You two are so mean!
Boy Student 1: Shut up slut!

Poop factory on Wheels by Kyle Orman August 4, 2004