Poopdeck is made of two words, poopd and eck. I believe they are German. It involves a fetish game where several drunken German folk get on a patio with all the rails removed. Ten they get a fecal freakal and the deck gets all slippery with poo, right? Then one guy (any one, nobody is picked) jumps up and yells SHIVAR ME TIMBEEERS (But in GERMAN dude!) and they all try to push their slippery, excrement-laden partymates off the deck. It's like King of the Hill, except (a) everyone is covered in shit, (b) it's technically a plateau, and outside the Bavarian Max players (deck height 3 meters) most decks are made close to the ground to avoid injuries. At the end, the last person standing wins. If the Shiver caller is the winner everyone buys him a beer. If someone ELSE is up there, the winner can pick to have the caller buy him a beer, or everyone gets to pee in his eyeballs.
Trundel and Hans are having a poopdeck party, bring the keg, exlax, three shower curtains, and laundry detergent!
by freshyapepper December 31, 2005
The exposed partial deck on the stern of some ships. Requires constant swabbing.
''Swab the poop deck!''
by just some random guy March 30, 2006
To knock down with poop.
He poopdecked his opponent in the face, slightly in the mouth too.
by solved December 24, 2004
The poop deck usually begins with a blumpkin and transitions when your partner realizes how much you both had to eat at Poncho's Mexican Buffet. Your girl transitions from the kneeling chicken head and moves to a romantic strattled position and inserts your meat missle into her cock koozie. At this point you are positioned for greatness provided you have not finished your BM. The two of you will drop the kids off at the exact same time and like olympic diving it is important not to splash. Now wipe your ass and tell that bitch to make you a sandwich.
I'm enjoying this blumpkin but i could really go for a poopdeck.
by poop deck September 12, 2014
A lining of toilet paper placed in the toilet so the splash of your dump doesn't get you wet.
`Man I hate it when I get water on my bum!` `you should lay down the poop deck next time friend`
by Raxn117 May 27, 2013
A part of a boat, but most people misunderstand it and think that it is where poop is on a deck.
John: Captain said to get to the poopdeck ASAP!

Childish Man: Haha he said poop!
by Manuel11 December 02, 2013
the act of a male splooging inside of a females anus and then she goes on to fart the man juices out of her anus onto an innocent bystanders face and then you and/or your partner slowly lick the cum off of the bystanders face.
Dude I totally poop decked Stacy and Kate last night!
by andreric February 21, 2014
Ass, booty, butt, pooper
Colleen had an awesome poop deck! MOCO wanted to swab her poop deck!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

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