poomps

Skinny matchstick - someone who eats salad at someone else's birthday. And shares it at that!

As in 'Sadia is a poomps'

by ydm November 3, 2006

Poomp

An endearing way to say "little shit"

My daughter is being a poomp. That poomp took the remote control from me.

by DogWalker20001 March 7, 2019

doompy poomp

When you're peaking on methamphetamine, two dudes & a chick with a strap on poomp you in the doompy, taking turns or at the same time.

"Bro, I went to visit Skrillex backstage and saw his doompy getting poomped by two dudes and a chick."
"Hey fellas (and lady), I'm high on meth, ya'll down for a doompy poomp?"
"Did you hear what happened to Alex yesterday? He got spun out and doompy poomped at the safe house."

by PoompedDoomp December 17, 2020

chasing poomps

Going out on the lash looking for girls. Also abbreviated to P.C.ing as in poomps chasing.

A: "Did you go out chasing poomps last night you sly dog"
B: "yeah, i did"
A: "any good poomps around?"
B: "nah, just battlers"

by Shaw Cunningham December 19, 2005

Poomp

A disgusting, horrendous, hellish, sickening, freakish monster named Shelton. Shelton shits everywhere and can’t control his shitty ass butt. Disgusting ass.

Ohhhh shit Shelton just fucking Poomped again!!!! Fucking Poomp…

by cheesyman109 May 16, 2023

Poomp

1.) a word from Home (the movie on netflix)
2.) used when something sad happens
3.) also known in the human world as poop

Hey isn't that your ex? Is that her new boyfriend

Poomp

by NOBODYLIKES July 11, 2023

Poomp

Someone who is being mean

Hey that dude is being a poomp...he won’t let me share his hamburger.

by Queen Pips April 17, 2021