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winnie the poohing it 

Wearing only a shirt and no pants.

For example medical doctor visits requiring you to "take everything off from the waist down."
"How did your doctor visit go?"
"Well I felt a little weird just sitting there Winnie the poohing it!"

Winnie the poohing it 

When you stick your entire arm up a pregnant woman vagina, and scoop the fetus out, as I'd you were Winnie the Pooh sticking his arm in a bee hive to get honey.
Me an the wife don't want another kid, we are gonna be Winnie the poohing it.
Winnie the poohing it by xhmxnano January 30, 2023

Winnie the poohing it 

When you are naked other than wearing a shirt
Stop Winnie the poohing it and put some pants on!
Winnie the poohing it by RudestBoy December 8, 2018

Whinnie The Poohing 

This is when you’re having sex with someone and they leave their shirt on, hence looking like whinnie the pooh.
Omg you guys, I had to end it, he wouldn’t stop whinnie the poohing every time”

The Great Poohdini 

Perhaps one of the most embarassing events in one's life can be the revelation of your bathroom business to another individual or even worse, to a group of peers.

With this having been said, an effective recourse is eliminating the evidence of your presence in the ominous bathroom stall -- stinking the bathroom up with scents reminiscent of a three-week old rotting carcus coupled with other countless rancid aromas.

What's the magic behind these means? Simply lift your legs to conceal your footwear from other pesky pissers who are eager and willing to notice your kicks when egressing from your bowl blater.

Henceforth, the act of lifting your legs in a bathroom stall to conceal your identitfying mark of your shoes/pants, shall be herein referred to as "The Great Poohdini" - coined by Jonathan Walsh, April 28th, 2004 at the University of Scranton.

aka: "goin' legs up" or "David Crapperfield"
"I think Doc was steaming out a raunchy log, I couldn't really tell...the sumbitch pulled the Great Poohdini on me as soon as I opened the door."

"Drew, if you're gonna shit in the Weinberg bathroom, you better go David Crapperfield, or Dave might tell that hot bitch about your pungent deuce."

Winnie The Poohing 

When you're wearing a shirt (usually short) with nothing on under the waist.
"Just shaved my pubes so I gotta Winnie the Pooh it to get some air down there"

"My boner was too big for my undies so I did some Winnie the Poohing"