Wonderful being seen across some platforms of the internet. Known for speaking in third person, being non-binary, and doing no harm. The Cult of Poog are followers of Poog, and basically the most wholesome beings on the planet.
Person 1: Poog's motto is "Poog do no harm"
Person 2: WTF is wrong with you Allison, how did you get into my living room?
Person 2: WTF is wrong with you Allison, how did you get into my living room?
by Froggity November 24, 2020
"eww mommy poog" pipa said "no honey you mean poo-"POOG mommy POOG"she interrupts "ITS POOP HONEY NOW LETS WALK HOME OK"she yelled at her .
by Earth Worm Sally April 12, 2018
by zomgitsmary January 21, 2007
by iiDillon_ January 23, 2022
One who flaunts one of the manliest staches in the world and uses their suspender wearing authority to give summonses to the children. Legend has it that one that receives a summons will be devoured by the fine specimen's stache. When the Poogs is in a jolly mood, the Poogs mispronounces the "th" sound of a word by replacing it with the 'f' sound.
Example 1:
Child: (waddles their way into the building without proper identification.)
Poogs: Where is your I.D. card?
Child: I forgot it at home. (melancholy expression)
Poogs: WHAT?! (ferocious magenta tentacles extend from beneath the stache, wrap around the childs limbs and slurp the child back into the dark depths of the stache.)
Example 2:
Poogs: When Macbeff (Macbeth) visits fe (the) Free (Three) Witches, he notices that Fe (the) witch frows (throws) in ingrediants to fe (the) potion.
Child: Who did the witches freeze?
Poogs: What?
Child: You said the witches "frozen"
Poogs: NO! not frozen, frows (throws) in.
Child: Oh...? (continuing to not understand the Poogs but remains silent due to fear of the legend of the stache.
Child: (waddles their way into the building without proper identification.)
Poogs: Where is your I.D. card?
Child: I forgot it at home. (melancholy expression)
Poogs: WHAT?! (ferocious magenta tentacles extend from beneath the stache, wrap around the childs limbs and slurp the child back into the dark depths of the stache.)
Example 2:
Poogs: When Macbeff (Macbeth) visits fe (the) Free (Three) Witches, he notices that Fe (the) witch frows (throws) in ingrediants to fe (the) potion.
Child: Who did the witches freeze?
Poogs: What?
Child: You said the witches "frozen"
Poogs: NO! not frozen, frows (throws) in.
Child: Oh...? (continuing to not understand the Poogs but remains silent due to fear of the legend of the stache.
by Mr. Poogs is Tardy December 12, 2008
The extra fat females get usually after giving birth that appears to be yet another stomach under her waist line. Teachers seem to have them alot.
by The Almighty September 1, 2003