Most annoying shit ever, weird, small mouthed and eared, obsessed with fictional vampires and gets massively pissed when hair is touched. Much like their master: a Fiona.
"Look at that toad-looking thing!"
"Is that a toad? I assumed it was a poog!"
by George Is A'Hot'Bum July 11, 2008
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A word that i made up while playing Pokemon. Poog is or the utmost pooginess. It can even rule.... your mother!
Damn Billy Joe Keith Richardson, i reckon that poog just put cho mamma in a head lock, she said she like it how he stick it , make the bed rock.
by Patrick Cooney June 14, 2004
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A noun derived from the word spooge, can be used to refere to for someone who get's his knob polished too much
by The name April 1, 2004
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1. A small reptilian creature with overly large eyes and a stumpy tall. The scales look somewhat quilt like. It is as small as the average bug larvae, and is very unknown. It's lifestyle seems mediocre when you first look at it. It loves, and when anything happens, it dies. After dying they always dissipate. Leading to new life somewhere else.
Hey look! A poog!
Oh man, I cramped like a poog yesterday.
My sock drawer is infested with poogs.
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A Master of the "Upper Decker." (As in Guru or Professor.)
"Don't invite him to your house party, he's a real Poog."
"It's like that guy has a black-belt in upper-decking, he's a real Poog."

"Careful who you prank, you may be facing a Poog."
by ActiveEntertainment April 6, 2014
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Someone with 99.9% good taste in men.
Sometimes visits Colorado (only once in a blue moon)
Enjoys cream puffs and mac 'n' cheese.
That girl reminds me of a pooge. :)
by Lizzerr slitherr January 18, 2009
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A very cute and big dog that is a stuffed animal and if you sleep with him at night he can fight off any monsters and villans
My new poogee that I got at the store is awesome I just love him
by Coddee mitchelle April 7, 2017
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