Poobating 

The act of masturbating at the same time as pooping: Poobating

I caught the man on the can pooping and masturbating! He was poobating!

Poobating by seelindsey November 16, 2011

poobating 

Deciding whether or not to take a poo before leaving the house or allowing the poo to further percolate.

I'm poobating whether or not to take a dump now or wait till I get to work.

poobating by Kieron M May 24, 2008

pootaiting 

Waiting for someone to do a poo in a public toilet

I’m just pootaiting for Johnny before we can go to the beach.

pootaiting by Ruben Bombay April 14, 2022

Poptarting 

When the girl flicks the balls repeatedly until you ejaculate on a pop tart and slap her in the face with it while you eat the other pop tart.

Bryson- Hey you wanna try poptarting?

Emily- Sure what do i do?

Bryson- Here hold these pop tarts and ill show you

Poptarting by lihams22 February 20, 2014

poptarting 

The act of covering the outside of a woman's vagina with ejaculate while she is on her period, then waking up the following morning when it has dried and eating her out. (... like a strawberry poptart...)

Him: You know that little hoe Debbie?
You: ... yeh?
Him: I was totally poptarting her this morning.
You: Fuck man, that shit really like strawberries with icing?!
Him: ....

No...

poptarting by ItsAPosition May 9, 2011

Poofting

POOFtING; action: verb. The state in which (lite fartlike actions) Poots, begin to interact with ones current bowel movement creating a Pooft

April always suspected Desiree to be a poofter . Heard her poofting in the bathroom before bedtime.

Poofting by SLapshArd September 20, 2016

pooperting 

pooperting is another word for a toilet,outhouse,or hole in the ground.

I used the pooperting to take a crap.

pooperting by Kraten January 3, 2008