podinker 

when you partake in anal intercourse with a female without using a condom and right before you ejaculate you pull out and shoot it in here eye later causing pink eye.

Guy 1: Yo, you know that fat chick i met at the bar last night?

Guy 2: Yea what did you guys do last night?

Guy 1: She was giving me head and bit me so i gave her a podinker in both eyes.

podinker by deeyenda March 9, 2009

poodick 

noun ~ a generic moniker for a friend or acquaintance who lacks rudimentary tact in almost every non essential social situation. Poodicks are habitually late, but must attend everything. They posses severe stigmatisms, yet wear no corrective lenses. They are blonde, but also Mexican.

Man, where is Goodwin, He is such a poodick!

poodick by Mugz79 June 17, 2007

Poodini 

When you take a dump, and the poo has slid into the shadows of the toilet bowl, and cannot be seen. There's also nothing on the toilet paper when you wipe.

I just came back from the shitter, and I'll be damned if it wasn't a "poodini"...it was quite an illusion, cuz I coulda sworn a little turd slid out!

Poodini by The AAR April 16, 2008

poodick 

When a penis enters a dirty asshole and the receiving end has to shit. When the penis falls out, there is shit all over it. It smells like dogbreath

Wow, that stupid guy has poodick from her dirty asshole.

poodick by Ashley Anderson June 10, 2008

Poodank 

Some shit left over dangling from the asshole.

"Wanna touch my poodank?"

Poodank by twoCOOKIES January 16, 2008

Poodini 

Someone that constantly disappear's and when you look for them their always in the toilet.

Grant: "where's Dynamite?"
Dale: "not sure"
Grant: "I think he's in the toilet again"
Dale: "He is the biggest Poodini"
Grant: "fuck oath"

Poodini by Digger111 July 10, 2014

pooding 

Pooding- "A word with universal meaning; can be used in any context; meaning good, bad, and the damn right anything."

-This apple tatses like pooding
-That car is pooding
-You've got pooding on your shirt
-Pooding?
-1+5=Pooding
-Man 1-"Is the 5th of July a monday?". Man 2-"Pooding?"

pooding by guppygould May 30, 2009