Pooched Eggs 

When a woman's eggs are dried up and cannot be fertilized.

Poor Susan. At age 47 she thought she could have kids but she has Pooched Eggs.

Pooched Eggs by will bitten September 16, 2017

Poohsticks 

a game in which two or more participants each drop a stick simultaneously into a running body of water on the upsteam side of a bridge; the winner is the person who's stick first appears on the other side (or alternately, crosses the pre-established finish line first). The game was first documented in 'The House at Pooh Corner' by A. A. Milne.

For Spencer's birthday, we're going to find a bridge and play Poohsticks!

Poohsticks by HappyBdaySpencer June 6, 2010

Coobage Pooch Wooner

A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.

Is that guy smuggling vegetables in his pants? No, he's just got a coobage pooch wooner.

Coobage Pooch Wooner by Coobage February 11, 2010

Pit Pooch 

The pocket of fat that accrues on the area of women's arms right by the pit area. It is very noticeable in bathing suits and sleeveless dresses.

We need to re-take that picture. This time put your hand on your hip so we don't see your PIT POOCH.

Pit Pooch by RGP_SBL April 5, 2011

screw the pooch

to fuck things up royally; originally used by U.S. naval aviators to mean "crash one's plane into the water"

screw the pooch by Anonymous June 5, 2003

sperm pooch 

An enlarged area of the belly that some women have above their pubic mound, often referred to as F.U.P.A. fat upper pussy area, that appears to be a storage area for sperm. When a pregnant women's belly first starts to show she is said to have a sperm pooch. A woman that often has the sperm of more than one man inside of her at a time.

I fucked her so much she developed a sperm pooch. Her jeans don’t fit now because of her new sperm pooch. I like adding to a woman’s sperm pooch. I saw your woman out the other night, adding to her sperm pooch.

sperm pooch by Dancerooster August 25, 2020

Poochi 

When your pooch is just so gucci there poochi. Poochis are the best kind of dog to have. If you have even a little bit of swag and you have a pooch with swag that makes you the swagist person around. A poochi is a dog with a lot of swagger.

DAUMMMM THATS SUCH A GUCCHI POOCH MUST ME A POOCHI!!!
A Poochi is a dog with a lot of swagger.

Poochi by OKURNESSEABJ January 25, 2019