poo jab 

To put one's finger or head up another's ring piece.

In jail some may poo jab you if you don't allow them to have sex with you willingly.

poo jab by Jarryd The Great September 5, 2006

Poo Belly Jab

The act of shitting down a persons throat then punching them in the stomach really hard.

Oh man, I just Poo Belly Jabbed that guy. He's coughing up turd chunks.

Poo Belly Jab by ghostnix December 7, 2010

poo jabber 

A homosexual - one who jabs their lover's poo with their knob while having anal intercourse.

Oh he's a definite poo jabber, i saw him eyeing that bartender.

poo jabber by fanny munchaaahh September 20, 2010

poo jabber 

gay sex, or anal sex. Usually used as a homo insult.

"dude, why are you wearing a pink shirt...poo jabber"
"me and billy had some good poo jabbing last night"

poo jabber by sillysausage February 8, 2006

inflatable poo jabber 

An erect dick used for anal.

"Mam, may I insert my inflatable poo jabber in your shithole?"

inflatable poo jabber by BudinkleTheWizard June 12, 2016

poo jabba 

when the penis is inserted into the anus

Jimmy had sex with Tommy's anus. Therefor he is a poo jabba.

poo jabba by chandogg July 6, 2008

poo jabber 

a) A person who likes to gouge, poke or prod his or her own, or foreign feces.

b) The ultimate insult

a) Person #1: "Ehysha pokes poo with really short sticks so it gets on her fingers."

Person #2: "Man, what a poo jabber."

b) Person #1: "I hate Elysha, shes a poo jabber who likes to jab poo."

Person #2: "Well said."

poo jabber by Allanah Self-Righteous June 1, 2006