Poobating 

The act of masturbating at the same time as pooping: Poobating

I caught the man on the can pooping and masturbating! He was poobating!

Poobating by seelindsey November 16, 2011

Phoeating 

The one above all in the lands within Grand Piece Online. Known for being the creator of the game, however also mostly known for being Jackson Pirates, the greatest crew in GPOs, best friend. Jackson Pirates, and Phoeyu are the greatest allies

alucard on top jackson on top

Person 1: Did you see Phoeating over there? I'm pretty sure I just saw him turn into a titan flying an airplane from Fishman cave to Beginniner island...

Person 2: Oh don't worry, That's just Jackson Pirate's best friend.

Phoeating by Uzoth August 2, 2021

poobating 

Deciding whether or not to take a poo before leaving the house or allowing the poo to further percolate.

I'm poobating whether or not to take a dump now or wait till I get to work.

poobating by Kieron M May 24, 2008

Poteating 

The act of acquiescing after being subjected to intense peer pressure.

After being ridiculed about his effeminate car, Markeith was caught poteating when he went out and bought a new car that same day.

Poteating by Lootmon June 8, 2019

phoeating 

dude that made gpo

wow phoeating is cool gpo is better than blox fruits no cap

phoeating by phoeating July 31, 2021

Pooexting 

Texting with someone while simultaneously pooping.

I explained to Mike that I was Pooexting hime because I was pooping while texting.

Pooexting by KEQ October 9, 2017

Poopating

Action of doing a poop...

Given how "poopsing" doesn't roll of the tongue as well, and "poop-ing" is too informal, and since there is not #2 word that matches "Urinating"; "Poopating" becomes a great coloquial replacement.

It is also slighly funny to say...

Excuse me! I am poopating!

Poopating by Guisrt May 29, 2026