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The end result of a feeble attempt at growing a real mustache.
“Did you see Jake’s attempt to grow a mustache during no shave November?” “Yeah, it was pretty bad, it was just a pencil stache
by Lootmon November 23, 2019
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The act of acquiescing after being subjected to intense peer pressure.
After being ridiculed about his effeminate car, Markeith was caught poteating when he went out and bought a new car that same day.
by Lootmon June 9, 2019
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PTDS - Panic Then Delegate Syndrome. Condition in which a manufactured crisis arises and instead of ignoring it , the person goes into a frenzy and assigns one of his subordinates unreasonable actions in an effort to fix a completely normal situation.
“Everything was going great today at work until Sam gave me 10 actions that needed to be completed by 3:00 pm. All of them have nothing to do with my job!” “I know man, Sam suffers from PTDS...”
by Lootmon May 11, 2021
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Dick Lick Picnic DLP - when a normal situation completely falls apart and there’s nothing you can do about it.
“Yesterday’s meeting started off well, but when John started speaking, it turned into a total DLP!
by Lootmon July 31, 2018
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