Victim: standing, talking.
Suspect: squats down and puts hands together.
Suspect: aims hands and jabs fingers up but
Victim: AHH! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!!!!
Victim: ahh, my ass(anus) is soo sore.
Victim: Fucking, poo jabber!
b) The ultimate insult
Person #2: "Man, what a poo jabber."
b) Person #1: "I hate Elysha, shes a poo jabber who likes to jab poo."
Person #2: "Well said."
3. Sword or light saber of fluorescent poo used to jab at other humans.