When a person places their two hands together and sneaks up behind someone, squats down and jabs their tip of their fingers up their anus through pants or whatever their wearing, causing the victim to have a saw anus.
Suspect: sneaks behind victim.
Victim: standing, talking.
Suspect: squats down and puts hands together.
Suspect: aims hands and jabs fingers up but
Victim: AHH! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!!!!
Victim: ahh, my ass(anus) is soo sore.
Victim: Fucking, poo jabber!
A homosexual male. Commonly heard in Australia and New Zealand
Me and my mates beat up a dirty, little poo jabber because he was a dirty, little poo jabber.
A homosexual - one who jabs their lover's poo with their knob while having anal intercourse.
Oh he's a definite poo jabber, i saw him eyeing that bartender.
gay sex, or anal sex. Usually used as a homo insult.
"dude, why are you wearing a pink shirt...poo jabber"
"me and billy had some good poo jabbing last night"
someone who jabs poo (while still in the orifice)
gee, elton john sure is a poojabber
a) A person who likes to gouge, poke or prod his or her own, or foreign feces.
b) The ultimate insult
a) Person #1: "Ehysha pokes poo with really short sticks so it gets on her fingers."
Person #2: "Man, what a poo jabber."
b) Person #1: "I hate Elysha, shes a poo jabber who likes to jab poo."
Person #2: "Well said."
One who inserts their erect genital member into another counterpart's excretory orifice.
My special friend and I are poojabbers.
1. Someone who jabs at poo using there finger or other parts of the anatomy.
3. Sword or light saber of fluorescent poo used to jab at other humans.
When Ishmael saw poo in light saber form, ready to jab him in parts of the anatomy, he fled from the angry mob of poojabbers.