To ram in the ass; to buttfuck in a gay or lesbian manner. Not to be confused with the word pwned as they do in fact mean two entirely different things.
I poned you (I buttfucked you).
You just suffered some major ponage! (You just suffered some major ass-rammage).
You just suffered some major ponage! (You just suffered some major ass-rammage).
by blackholedying August 19, 2008
Something the Jonas Brothers messed up. Poser lingo for the internet slang word 'pwned' as in being owned or disgraced by someone else.
by ItAiNmTOSCA September 21, 2008
A word to used in place of "majorly stoned" when you are in a public place. poned = blazed to the max (from smoking weed).
by Mistress Q February 6, 2008
a misspelled form of the misspelled word "pwned." usually said by 12 year old Jonas Brothers fans who are complete tools of the Jonas Brothers. Jonas Brothers also take credit for the creation of "poned" when really it was formed on the internet.
by cashmere9969 May 29, 2008
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