a Fish Stick Poncho is something used used to keep a penis from getting diseased or impregnating a smelly or fishy vagina. Another term used for such things could be a condom.
Late night booty call with a stranger calls for a fish stick poncho.
by Jamesbanks89 January 13, 2014
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That thing your teacher wears to try and look sophisticated but instead just makes all the seniors stare and mock.
Girl: Holy Fuck!! What is Miss Richarsonismjs wearing ?!

Friend: I have heard about those... its supposed to be a plait poncho but looks more like a picnic rug

Girl: Ewww!!! Why!!! A picnic rug poncho. That deserves a demerit or better yet a detention.
by GoodOneFucker May 25, 2014
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greasy, slippery, fun loving, 30+ yrs of age who dresses like a metrosexual tween. (often seen in holister garb). Of questionable Mexican heritage. Although fond of tequila, crack and puck bunnies...has discerning taste when it comes to beer burglers
q: "See that dirty old dude checkin out the sales girl at Holister?
A: Yeah...What a dirty mexican (aka poncho)
A: Agreed...such a Poncho
by mouse podi fpk October 23, 2008
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Girls pooping and peeing on top of guys during intercourse while extremely intoxicated. (while wearing ponchos).
Yo I went to this poncho party and it smelled so bad. Poop an pee everywhere.
by Poncho whore March 14, 2014
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Is a set of titties covered...HOPEFULLY by a poncho, but will also include any set of titties inside a shirt not covered by a bra!!!
Yooo....look at those PONCHO HOGS on that slam pig!
by Gaynuts September 14, 2017
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When you are constipated and you eat a big burrito to fix the issues.

~Steve Soelberg
Tim: my stomach hurts dude, I think I need to do a poncho villa push out.

Jim: Dude some times you just gotta hit it harder with a bigger burrito.
by Vimless September 9, 2021
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