5 definitions by GiganticFatCat
The shit that refuses to exit your anus no matter how many pushes, strains, coaxing activities or rain dances you do.
Also nicknamed, “The 2nd Lieutenant is lost again”
shit, the “I really wish I could shit” shit and “Poop Insurgency” to name a few
Also nicknamed, “The 2nd Lieutenant is lost again”
shit, the “I really wish I could shit” shit and “Poop Insurgency” to name a few
by GiganticFatCat November 6, 2018
1. A shit so powerful in magnitude that it absolutely incinerates your butthole. It burns so much that a loud and often thunderous roar will come from you as it's happening, much like Pompeii.
2. A shit so powerful in magnitude that every living being within a mile of your toilet will feel/smell it. Screaming and cries for help will ensure, and prayers to God will be made because of that shit.
2. A shit so powerful in magnitude that every living being within a mile of your toilet will feel/smell it. Screaming and cries for help will ensure, and prayers to God will be made because of that shit.
rumbling in the distance
Dave: "The hell was that?"
smells the air
John: "No... It can't be..."
Dave: "What's happening?!"
John: "The Pompeii Poop... we're all goners..."
Dave: "The hell was that?"
smells the air
John: "No... It can't be..."
Dave: "What's happening?!"
John: "The Pompeii Poop... we're all goners..."
by GiganticFatCat October 21, 2019
A magical time in Ice Hockey when the entire line (or shift) engages in glorious fisticuffs. The Goalies might be involved too, but it's mostly the players themselves This happens on rare occasion and is a sight to be seen by all.
by GiganticFatCat February 18, 2019
1. Any shotgun used by the US Military (i.e. M1014, Mossberg M500 Series, M26 MASS or Knight's Armament Company Masterkey) that is used for door breaching, and subsequentially room clearing in Urban Environments
2. A large sledgehammer/battering ram/APC that is capable of knocking down doors or gates in order for infantry to gain access to said building.
2. A large sledgehammer/battering ram/APC that is capable of knocking down doors or gates in order for infantry to gain access to said building.
SSgt: "Private Daniels, what you got there?"
Pvt Daniels: "New M26 MASS, Staff Sergeant. Thing is an Iraqi Eviction Notice."
*laughing*
Pvt Daniels: "New M26 MASS, Staff Sergeant. Thing is an Iraqi Eviction Notice."
*laughing*
by GiganticFatCat October 21, 2019
A long stick, pole, nightstick, paint roller extension pole or any other long, slender object that you or your dad uses to fend off any backyard bullies that happen to stroll into your yard.
The names comes from the shithead mutant known as the opossum that often invades your backyard and hisses like a foreign commando, only to be scared away when you come charging after it with your God gifted opossum pole.
The names comes from the shithead mutant known as the opossum that often invades your backyard and hisses like a foreign commando, only to be scared away when you come charging after it with your God gifted opossum pole.
I heard some rustling in my backyard at 2 am, so I grabbed my trusty opossum pole from my kitchen and started chasing whatever bullshit was making all the noise.
My animal loving brother was being an asshole and letting raccoons come into the yard again, so one night I grabbed my monogrammed wooden club and started going ham on these striped dickheads.
My animal loving brother was being an asshole and letting raccoons come into the yard again, so one night I grabbed my monogrammed wooden club and started going ham on these striped dickheads.
by GiganticFatCat May 17, 2019