Top Definition
Someone (often a remote worker or telecommuter) who visits many cafes to avoid becoming a regular customer.
Joe: Hey Brian, where are you working today?
Brian: I was at the Coffee Bean this morning, but I shifted to Java Jones for my post lunch work.
Joe: You're such a polycaff.
by RumpoleIsDead March 05, 2010

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