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Polston Surprise 

When a man is fucking a girl from behind and spits on her back to stimulate nutting, then pulls out and proceeds to tell her that he has nutted. When she turns around he jerks himself and nuts on her face, much to her surprise.

Originated in Kansas by a man who’s name will be changed to protect his identity, here he will be called Mike. The first written record of a Polston Surprise was a letter to the reader story section of Play Boy magazine in 1989 the August issue, by Mike himself. The Polston part of the name is unknown in origin.
Alex gave that girl a Polston Surprise last night, she didn’t see THAT coming
Polston Surprise by Bigtuna6969 March 15, 2019
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“expand and contract with strong regular movements” or it can mean “be very exciting”
My vagina is pulsating.

Polysaturation 

The point at which the thought of another relationship, or another hobby, leaves one feeling more exhausted than excited.
I've reached the polysaturation point! I have a job, two boyfriends, and a photography hobby, and the idea of one more thing to do makes me tired just thinking about it!
Polysaturation by Joreth April 8, 2010

Polysaturated 

The point at which the thought of another relationship, or another hobby, leaves one feeling more exhausted than excited.
I have a job, two boyfriends, and a photography hobby, and the idea of one more thing to do makes me tired just thinking about it! I'm polysaturated!
Polysaturated by Joreth April 8, 2010
In Ireland, polatic means drunk.
He was totally polatic by 7 o'clock!
polatic by Josifer May 8, 2011

polysaturated 

When a polyamorous person has as many significant and insignificant others as they think they can handle at a given time.
"After acquiring a boyfriend and a girlfriend in the space of two months and barely hanging on to her husband, Julia was feeling pretty polysaturated."
polysaturated by eleanorofa April 13, 2009