Polly waffle

A piece of shit about 6 inches long. Named after the brand of a chocolate bar which looks just like it.

i just dropped a big greasy polly waffle into the can.

Polly waffle by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

Polywaffle 

A personality catfish. Meeting someone online that has a cracking sense of humour and the slickest charm, but when the day comes that you meet, their personality resembles more a bowl of dry weetabix.

So I met this guy on Bumble, confident, funny, interesting, sweet, charming and just omg, but when I met him... What a polywaffle. I think I'd have had more fun watching paint dry.

Polywaffle by serialdater March 11, 2019

Pollywaffle 

A word which is exclaimed when you want to reserve a seat in a social setting.

Person 1: "hey mate, I'm off to drop a fat one, I pollywaffle this seat"
Person 2: "yeah no worries mate. I'll make sure no one takes it"

Pollywaffle by Jizzhorse December 29, 2015

pollywaffle 

Australian biscuit made of wafer, marshmallow and covered in chocolate.

Don't forget to enjoy a yummy pollywaffle whilst in Australia, but don't drop it in the swimming pool.. it floats....

pollywaffle by pollydolly August 11, 2009

Polywaffle 

When a polycule or group of polyamorous individuals get together to talk shit.

Yesterday at the quiz night, there was an epic amount of polywaffle going on. You'd think Peta and her 3 boyfriends would have some of the answers at least....

Polywaffle by Master_Fluffy October 8, 2020

Polywaffle 

1. Absolute nonsense, gibberish
2. Filler material used to pad out something and make it seem more important than it actually is.

"Oi Damo mate did ya hear Scomo's speech the other day cunt?"

"Yeah mate, fucken polywaffle. Fucken oath."

Polywaffle by Aussie_Mantis August 23, 2020