Polly waffle
A piece of shit about 6 inches long. Named after the brand of a chocolate bar which looks just like it.
Polly waffle by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006
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Polywaffle
A personality catfish. Meeting someone online that has a cracking sense of humour and the slickest charm, but when the day comes that you meet, their personality resembles more a bowl of dry weetabix.
So I met this guy on Bumble, confident, funny, interesting, sweet, charming and just omg, but when I met him... What a polywaffle. I think I'd have had more fun watching paint dry.
Polywaffle by serialdater March 11, 2019
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Pollywaffle
Person 1: "hey mate, I'm off to drop a fat one, I pollywaffle this seat"
Person 2: "yeah no worries mate. I'll make sure no one takes it"
Person 2: "yeah no worries mate. I'll make sure no one takes it"
Pollywaffle by Jizzhorse December 29, 2015
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Don't forget to enjoy a yummy pollywaffle whilst in Australia, but don't drop it in the swimming pool.. it floats....
pollywaffle by pollydolly August 11, 2009
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Yesterday at the quiz night, there was an epic amount of polywaffle going on. You'd think Peta and her 3 boyfriends would have some of the answers at least....
Polywaffle by Master_Fluffy October 8, 2020
Polywaffle
1. Absolute nonsense, gibberish
2. Filler material used to pad out something and make it seem more important than it actually is.
2. Filler material used to pad out something and make it seem more important than it actually is.
"Oi Damo mate did ya hear Scomo's speech the other day cunt?"
"Yeah mate, fucken polywaffle. Fucken oath."
"Yeah mate, fucken polywaffle. Fucken oath."
Polywaffle by Aussie_Mantis August 23, 2020
Utility beer
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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