politeful

Excessively polite as in buttkissery kind of polite.

When we went on our date, he was ever so politeful and it seemed rude 'not to' so I bent over and let him kiss my ass

by Kateisms February 14, 2014

politics

Derived from the root word "poly" meaning "many" and "ticks" meaning "bloodsucking insects."

God, I hate politics.

by Pshaw May 16, 2005

Politics

The art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly,and applying the wrong remedies

Politics:
republicans suck
democrats suck

by ZQ December 10, 2005

politics

The fastest way to lose friends.

Guy A: What do you think about politics.
Guy B: ... Yeah, I'm outta here.

by Ryan Clark Jr. September 20, 2016

politics

life in only two dimensions
it's when you are presented with no more than two choices ever as though there were only two sides or only two possible positions on all of life's most complex issues...
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both sides are really screwed up but one of them acts like it's never ever wrong and this works to tug at the heart strings of soccer moms and ignorant but well meaning kids and gain their sympathies

politics is really screwed up

by fock you assholes March 4, 2006

politics

Promoting the lies of a particular group.

"Daddy, why did you lie to them?" "It's politics, son"

by Jebblebbles January 28, 2008

politics

"poli" meaning many and "tics" annoying blood sucking creatures.

by Murdoch September 19, 2003