The cage which houses monkeys and snakes. See political party.
by AYB April 27, 2003
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Often confused with being fake.

Polite is being kind and respectful to others. It is based on the genuine desire to smooth relations with others, to treat them with respect, and to make them comfortable.

Being polite does not necessarily mean that you're hiding something or holding back from how you really feel. Instead, it means that you are not so self centered that you only do something for your own interests (i.e being nice to get to know someones secrets).

A desirable quality.
insecure immature person "Sarah just said I looked good this dress.... What a fake!! I know I look like sh*t!"

Wise mature person "No girl, I think she was trying to be polite....get over yourself....."
by Estelle Burlington November 22, 2013
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the Democrats are the "bad cops" playing the "good cops" and the Republicans are the "bad cops" playing the "good cops" playing the "bad cops"
its all an act
politics is all an act
by kill hippies January 11, 2006
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The art of making it look like you are actually helping those that your represent in a government organization while actually creating more problems and blaming them on other politiicans so you can get re-elected.
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The bizarre sexual act of masturbating over an anthill, clogging up the entry point, and killing thousands of innocents in the process.
"Let's talk politics."
"Get your brain out of your pants!"
by Sakhalin Cruschev April 12, 2006
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the most evil and destructive force known to man.
politics has and will always hurt more people than it helps.
by Judge Fudge August 12, 2006
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A summary of American politics goes as follows IMHO:

A Republican thinks he is doing the will of God.

A Democrat thinks he IS God.
Republican: This is what Jesus would want! Bombings, oil pipelines, war, huge deficits...surely God agrees with the PNAC mission statement for America to dominate the world!

Democrat: If Jesus were alive today, he would be a Democrat, because He was incapable of sin, just like all Democrats are! We Democrats exist solely oppose the evil, satanist Nazithuglikkkanazis, just like Jesus!
by Duck Mama March 15, 2005
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