Definitions by jondapicam

Hot 

(1) Opposite of cold.
(2) Sexually attrative.
(3) See "cool" or "awesome"

That was hot.

Hot by jondapicam October 15, 2006

mercedes

An automobile that started out being made by Mercedes, a company name after the founder's daughter. Later it was sold and became Mercedes-Benz. Now it is nothing but an over-priced Chrysler product being sold under the pretense of being a real Mercedes.

The trans went in my Mercedes again.

mercedes by jondapicam November 9, 2003

Windows ME 

See "Windows" for the first part of the definition. ME stands for Mangled Edition.

My computer is rendered useless by having Windows ME installed upon it.

Windows ME by jondapicam November 5, 2003

Lotus Notes

(1) A groupware solution that incorporates application development and email.
(2) A groupware solution that should improve its email application to be more user friendly.

Lotus Notes enables us to save money on licensing due to development of our own apps.

Lotus Notes by jondapicam November 5, 2003

Reality TV 

The mirror through which we can see the decline of our civilization.

If the Roman Empire was aroung today, reality TV would be the cause of its decline.

Reality TV by jondapicam November 5, 2003

Painful 

See "reality TV."

Survivor is painful to watch.

Painful by jondapicam November 5, 2003

CEO 

(1) Chief Executive Officer
(2) The Big Cheese
(3) The person in charge of a company who has no other qualifications but thinks he or she does.
(4) See also: asshole, idiot, pain in the ass, obstacle, bottleneck, waste, or worthless.

The CEO just took away all of our 401K funds!

CEO by jondapicam November 5, 2003