capper

(1) One who writes captions to screengrabs on the Scifi channel website.
(2) Anyone who writes captions to photos or screengrabs online.
(3) The elite of the MST3K fans.

Some legendary capers include gray zombie, glitterrock and jondapicam.

by jondapicam November 5, 2003

garbage

See "Reality TV"

Did you see who was kicked off the island on that garbage show?

by jondapicam November 4, 2003

mercedes

An automobile that started out being made by Mercedes, a company name after the founder's daughter. Later it was sold and became Mercedes-Benz. Now it is nothing but an over-priced Chrysler product being sold under the pretense of being a real Mercedes.

The trans went in my Mercedes again.

by jondapicam November 9, 2003

Dodge

(1) Make of car cheaply made, looks good, but breaks down prematurely.
(2) Make of car that sells for a low price but parts are expensive.
(3) The only make of truck or van that give you multiple choice on what to do when they cut you off in the middle of the road. (Should I dodge him or ram him?)
(4) Division of Chrysler that used to make good quality automobiles such as the Charger, but sacrifices quality for profit.
Note: these definitions also apply to Plymouth and Chrysler.

My Dodge Caravan's transmission blew again.

by jondapicam November 5, 2003

weapons of mass destruction

Today's bad TV programming.

Reality TV is now classified under weapons of mass destruction.

by jondapicam November 4, 2003

Hot

(1) Opposite of cold.
(2) Sexually attrative.
(3) See "cool" or "awesome"

That was hot.

by jondapicam October 15, 2006

Reality TV

The mirror through which we can see the decline of our civilization.

If the Roman Empire was aroung today, reality TV would be the cause of its decline.

by jondapicam November 5, 2003