An attempt to conceal and/or strive to improve misfortunate genes.
We all know at the end of the day, you can't polish a turd.
Enough said...
We all know at the end of the day, you can't polish a turd.
Enough said...
you can't polish a turd
by familyguyfanclub October 11, 2010
An unattractive girl, who through a good dress sense and the proficient application of make up can appear beautifal to a drunken man.
by Ross October 31, 2004
Someone who (if nature had their way) would look ugly. But, as a result of using various methods (cosmetics, diet etc) they manage to achieve an average or above on a scale of attractiveness.
Way to Spot a Polished Turd:
1. Give the person a score out of 10 for attractiveness.
2. Then, work out their beauty product score by looking in their medicine cabinet and counting how many beauty products they have, divide that number by 3 (rounding to the closest whole number).
3. Take their beauty product score away from their score out of 10 for attractiveness.
If the person scores below 5, they are officially a polished turd.
Example of a Polished Turd:
Tori Spelling when she starred in, the 2003 made-for-TV film, 'A Christmas Carol' and looked relatively OK.
Way to Spot a Polished Turd:
1. Give the person a score out of 10 for attractiveness.
2. Then, work out their beauty product score by looking in their medicine cabinet and counting how many beauty products they have, divide that number by 3 (rounding to the closest whole number).
3. Take their beauty product score away from their score out of 10 for attractiveness.
If the person scores below 5, they are officially a polished turd.
Example of a Polished Turd:
Tori Spelling when she starred in, the 2003 made-for-TV film, 'A Christmas Carol' and looked relatively OK.
Joe: Look at, the twins, Kate and Fiona.
Kyle: Apparently, they are identical. Which is funny since Fiona's hot and Kate isn't.
Joe: Yeah, Fiona's always applying make-up and bursting spots. Looking at Kate, who's not bothered by how she looks, goes to show Fiona is a big polished turd.
Kyle: Apparently, they are identical. Which is funny since Fiona's hot and Kate isn't.
Joe: Yeah, Fiona's always applying make-up and bursting spots. Looking at Kate, who's not bothered by how she looks, goes to show Fiona is a big polished turd.
by 19CharacterUsername June 28, 2009
A old, beat down, overall crappy truck, modified with big rims and lifts to look cool despite to overall lackluster look of the rest of the vehicle, most commonly drive by highschool students in the south.
by BubbaGumppy February 23, 2021
A girl you take out on a date who is normally very ugly, but when she dresses up and wears make-up she looks OK at best.
by Butler Butt Clogger October 18, 2011
Bro! Look over there, that girl is so hot!
Nah bro, separate her from her group of friends and you’ll see it’s a classic case of polished turd syndrome.
Nah bro, separate her from her group of friends and you’ll see it’s a classic case of polished turd syndrome.
by Craiganator1992 July 23, 2021
timmy:look jimmy! a polished turd
jimmy:get that shit away from me
cause you can polish a turd if you try
jimmy:get that shit away from me
cause you can polish a turd if you try
by raybeez February 13, 2022