Someone who (if nature
way) would look
ugly. But, as a result of using
various methods (cosmetics, diet etc) they manage to achieve an average or above on a scale of attractiveness.
Way to Spot
a Polished Turd:
1. Give the person
a score out of 10 for attractiveness.
2. Then, work out their beauty product
score by looking in their
medicine cabinet and counting how many beauty
products they have, divide that number by 3 (rounding to the closest whole number).
3. Take their beauty product
score away from their
score out of 10 for attractiveness.
If the person
scores below 5, they are officially a polished turd.
Example of a Polished Turd:
when she starred in, the 2003 made-for-TV film, 'A Christmas
Carol' and looked
Joe: Look at, the twins, Kate and Fiona.
Kyle: Apparently, they are identical. Which is funny
since Fiona's hot and Kate isn't.
Joe: Yeah, Fiona's always applying
make-up and bursting spots. Looking at Kate, who's not bothered
by how she looks, goes to show
Fiona is a big polished turd.