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Polishing ol' Pete
Polishing the Badge
polishing the banister
Polishing the barrel
polishing the bayonet
Polishing the bishop
Polishing the Brass Rail
polishing the buddha
Polishing the Cannonball
Polishing the Canoe
Polishing The Eagle
Polishing the floor board
polishing the knob
polishing the marble
polishing the nightstick
polishing the one eyed gopher
polishing the pearl
Polishing The Pewter
polishing the pinky
polishing the prawn
polishing the roadster
Polishing the Rocket
polishing the torpedo
polishing the trophy
polishing the turd
Polishing the wood
Polishing your knob
polishing your rocket
polishing Yul Brenner's head
Polish Insurance
polishitan
Polishits
Polish Jedi
Polish Jew
polish job
polish jump start
Polish Jumpsuit
Polish Kabob
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Polish Kiss
Polish Kneelock
1.
polishing the one eyed gopher
To masterbate while driving
You cannot imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice while polishing the one eyed gopher when you're doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler
buy polishing the one eyed gopher mugs & shirts
masterbate
whack off
jerk off
doing it with ms. thumb and her four daughters
beating your meat
by
Ninety2iamsam
Jun 19, 2006
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