poliosis

A disease combining both polio and scoliosis, discovered by Achmed "The Dead Terrorist" and Doctor Jeff Dunham

Jeff: You have poliosis.

Achmed: What the fuck is poliosis?

OR

Rich, you're running like you have poliosis!

Dick: What the fuck is poliosis?

by LkBurn November 24, 2008

poliosis

absence of melanin in hair of the head, eyebrows, or eyelashes

#1: what happened to your hair?
#2: i have poliosis

by bitchier January 9, 2009

Poliosis

Jeff Dunham's diagnosis for Achmed the puppet, who has both scoliosis and polio.

Well, Achmed you have poliosis. What is Poliosis?

by Themanwithaplan November 18, 2008