Polak-says-what-index 

An index describing the level of "Polak" in a given sentence. Perhaps best used by Michael Scott, Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton, in a lecture given to a local business school in Scranton.

Business School Student: "How has your Herfindahl index declined since the merger?"
Michael Scott: "Nice try. How's your Polak-says-what-index?"
Business School Student: "What?"
Michael Scott: "Thanks Kowalski"

Polak-says-what-index by SEO1988 January 20, 2010

cooler than the polar bear's toenail 

The highest state of "coolness".

Trick Daddy's new album is cooler than the polar bear's toenail.

cooler than the polar bear's toenail by Outkast with a K December 4, 2004

colder than a polar bear's cock 

when it's so cold you don't know what to do with yourself.

Jack: Wowsers it's frigid as hell up in these peaks.

Daniel: I know, right. It's fucking colder than a polar bear's cock, that's for sure.

colder than a polar bear's cock by nuclear jope December 14, 2009

The Smooth Polak 

the smooth polak is a polish guy who is very smooth. He always says yessss. He should have an italian best friend or else he is not a smooth polak. He usually dances good and has fowhawk. He should be polish and at least knows what pescha means.

An example of The Smooth Polak would be Robert Ambrozy.

The Smooth Polak by Klevs 1234234 June 18, 2010

smooth polak 

#1. A man of like silk. Slim - fit. Approachable. Easy going. Non-dwelling. Good looking.

#2. And quick on his come backs. Easy picking up girls, a real lover boy.
#3. Real quick reactions. Vary skilled, driving, cleaning, working, ext...
Smooth like a real bro.

Smooth polak, you saved my my tail when you grabbed my hand, and you know I would have fell.

smooth polak by aroad March 8, 2016

Big Joe Polka Show

Half the charm of this show is its shameless dearth of professional production. The clothes, the music, the really bad cameramen, the dancing, Big Joe's funky vests, etc.. oh, it's just too much fun to miss.

Big Joe is a like a big, straight Liberace. The show is repeated several times a week on the RFD channel.

Big Joe Polka Show is late night TV at its finest.

Big Joe Polka Show by TheRealBrutus February 11, 2006

polk salad 

It is a plant that grows in the south. It is very common in Georgia. It grows on a stalk and has green leaves. The plant can reach several feet tall by summer. I have seen them 6 feet tall. In the summer it produces red berries that birds love. The leaves are boiled, rinsed then cooked in bacon fat or lard with onions or eggs. It tastes like spinach. The tender stalks are chopped, coated in flour and fried, and tastes like okra. I have eaten tis wild plant all my life, and love it! It is said you can not harvest the plants once they produce berries. Old wives tales are once the plants produce berries they are poisionous, but birds do eat them and are not affected by them.

Polk salad

polk salad by Southern Lady April 7, 2004