A Polish Person.
A True fact of nature, most intelligent/cultural person you may encounter.
If you do, ask him for help.
A True fact of nature, most intelligent/cultural person you may encounter.
If you do, ask him for help.
This guy is Smart.. he comes from Poland.
- yea those Poles are smart man.
- Yea I know, I dont know why people use Polak to use it as a derogatory term, when in fact thats what its used to call someone in Poland.. for Example Im an American..
In Polish:
Jestem Polak.
- Next time you see someone trying to insult a person by calling him a Polak.. kick his ass for being stupid and tell him to ask the Polish dude for some help.
- yea those Poles are smart man.
- Yea I know, I dont know why people use Polak to use it as a derogatory term, when in fact thats what its used to call someone in Poland.. for Example Im an American..
In Polish:
Jestem Polak.
- Next time you see someone trying to insult a person by calling him a Polak.. kick his ass for being stupid and tell him to ask the Polish dude for some help.
by Spoko Gosciu June 4, 2003
No co do mowienia? Jestesmy po prostu zajebistymi gosciami.~ | | Niech zyje nam PolskaKocham was V wszystkich polakow.~ Umiemy partowac nie? jestem polka i zawsze bede! Polish Pride!!!!
Translation to you non-polaks : Learn how to speak Polish.
Translation to you non-polaks : Learn how to speak Polish.
by polska zyje nam~ nikolka February 14, 2005
Polak is a polish person. BORN in Poland. If one of ur parents is a Polak (and you dont even speak polish) it doesn't mean you are.
If you call a Polak an idiot - this is the most stupid thing you can say.
Maybe Polaks aren't good in soccer but hey - we know how to party. Polish beer is great and Poland's history is REALLY long and interesting.
Polish girls are the most beautiful in the world. Polish boys are also hot.
Polaks are really patriotic and they want to show the world they are polish, because they are proud of it.
Newayy.. yea - Polaks are cool, hot, and smart.
Sometimes we can do something really stupid but it doesn't matter cuz we are Polaks anyway.
Polaks - we are (and will be) the best!
Peace out.
If you call a Polak an idiot - this is the most stupid thing you can say.
Maybe Polaks aren't good in soccer but hey - we know how to party. Polish beer is great and Poland's history is REALLY long and interesting.
Polish girls are the most beautiful in the world. Polish boys are also hot.
Polaks are really patriotic and they want to show the world they are polish, because they are proud of it.
Newayy.. yea - Polaks are cool, hot, and smart.
Sometimes we can do something really stupid but it doesn't matter cuz we are Polaks anyway.
Polaks - we are (and will be) the best!
Peace out.
by Apolish gurlA June 22, 2006
The best peoplez on this planet. we love to party wear short skirts listen to euro/techno...but we are not ignorant to the other great types of music..very openminded, kind,religious, know about their history and cultures. polak is not an offense to us...(to those dumb americans who think it is) it is an insignia badge of honor.
by polska zyje nam~ nikolka February 14, 2005
People of the great polish race. They are known for wearing tight pants to impress the ladies. Very cool very cool. Fun people who drink a lot, having the time of their lives! LONG LIVE THE POLAKS!
by Maciek April 15, 2004
1. (Polish) A born citizen of Poland, Poland being the Slavic country furthest West, which has yet to be conquered by any single nation despite the typically far inferior numbers of the Polish fighters.
2. A derogatory term for any person of Polish descent used by various peoples of Anglo-Saxon descent, especially Australian, American, and British. Use of this term is usually caused by jealousy of various characteristics of these people, these including high tolerance to alcohol, accent (in some cases), physique (caused by poverty levels in their native country, which require a greater amount of unskilled labor on the part of the individual), and in some cases even penis size, all of which are stated by the rational mind to be unimportant though prejudice rarely is built upon a rational foundation), as well as (arguably) intelligence. The British also owe their defeat in the American Revolution in a very large part to the Poles, in particular Kasimir Pulaski and Tadeusz Kościuszko, who provided the best of training in use of cavalry and military tactics, respectively (Kościuszko went on to fight the Russians in the Polish Revolution, distinguishing himself greatly for his victories against overwhelming odds, including the defeat of a Russian army using 40,000 untrained commoners and 20,000 peasants armed with scythes). The Americans have (smaller) grounds due to that the Polish Navy of WWII was the most decorated of any nation, despite that most of the Pacific Theater, which included the majority of American involvement, was fought by the American Navy. Furthermore, Polaks in these and other countries have a tendency to 'stick together', appearing to intentionally isolate themselves out of self-pride. In fact, the Polish sense of nationalism is indeed very (arguably, excessively) high. Those who have read Zamoyski's The Polish Way could understand this.
2. A derogatory term for any person of Polish descent used by various peoples of Anglo-Saxon descent, especially Australian, American, and British. Use of this term is usually caused by jealousy of various characteristics of these people, these including high tolerance to alcohol, accent (in some cases), physique (caused by poverty levels in their native country, which require a greater amount of unskilled labor on the part of the individual), and in some cases even penis size, all of which are stated by the rational mind to be unimportant though prejudice rarely is built upon a rational foundation), as well as (arguably) intelligence. The British also owe their defeat in the American Revolution in a very large part to the Poles, in particular Kasimir Pulaski and Tadeusz Kościuszko, who provided the best of training in use of cavalry and military tactics, respectively (Kościuszko went on to fight the Russians in the Polish Revolution, distinguishing himself greatly for his victories against overwhelming odds, including the defeat of a Russian army using 40,000 untrained commoners and 20,000 peasants armed with scythes). The Americans have (smaller) grounds due to that the Polish Navy of WWII was the most decorated of any nation, despite that most of the Pacific Theater, which included the majority of American involvement, was fought by the American Navy. Furthermore, Polaks in these and other countries have a tendency to 'stick together', appearing to intentionally isolate themselves out of self-pride. In fact, the Polish sense of nationalism is indeed very (arguably, excessively) high. Those who have read Zamoyski's The Polish Way could understand this.
1. What those silly Polaks don't understand is that Poland has itself to blame for no longer being the largest and most powerful nation in Europe, and arguably the world. Going out of its way to save the Western world from the Ottoman in the 17th century was the reason they were betrayed and partitioned by Prussia, Austria (which they directly saved at Vienna), and Russia (who they had previously slaughtered during every Russian invasion attempt). Then in WWII they chose to ally themselves with France (which surrendered the day it was invaded, and switched sides) and England (which spent as much time as possible hiding behind their Channel again, whilst doing as little as possible in insignificant grounds such as Africa, whilst 'borrowing' weapons from its ally of America, which spent up till the time it was bombed hiding behind the Atlantic and Pacific oceans) for the course of the war, which they actually fought the whole of. Had they chosen to side with Hitler instead, the worst-case scenario would include aid from America (as Germany received), and the best-case scenario would include reparations from Russia (no war reparations were received for the role of Poland in WWII). In the future, Poland should consider having allies with balls.
by SlaVoice_Of_Reason June 13, 2008
The nationality some Americans like to make fun of because they live by the philosophy of Archie Bunker, are probably uneducated, and are afraid to admit that their nationality(s) is/are inferior.
"Did you see how that person who is part German, Irish, English, Jewish, Mexican, French, and African, with an Italian last name, who calls his dumb ass an "American" made a bad Polak joke, even though he never worked a day in his life?"
by Tauruslw33 December 29, 2007