polakian shower

When you go to bed and you wake up in a pile of grease and call it a shower.

Instead of showering derek just slicked back his greasy hair and told his mom he took a polakian shower

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polackian

adjective
of, or relating to, Polacks. usually quite cheap.

those polackian potatoes are a dime a dozen.
that builder used polackian cement.

polackian by cookiecutter February 14, 2007

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You must attend this years POLAKIAN. TECHNOVIKING commands it.

polakian by cb517 January 11, 2008

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A person who resides in, or originates from the nation of Polandia.

Carl is a Polakian.

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A place where Polaks live. The borders keep moving, so its hard to keep up with current boundaries.

His grandfather lived in Russia, but now his grandson lives in Polakia.

polakia by IamJob March 29, 2007

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A person that eats polish sausages, they don't speak english, they live off the canadian welfare system.

Your mom is a a welfare loving Polackian.

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A member of the Polakian Empire lead by King Polaks.

We Polakians believe in pure hearts and kind souls!

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