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Pokerface 

Much like the Guitarface, the Pokerface is used to hide emotion during poker or any other game involving cards.

Most people are incapable of this action as they tend to snicker or jump up and down screaming "FUCK YEA I'M SO GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS WITH THIS 'GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD' WHEN IT'S MY TURN AGAIN YOU FUCKING PUSSY!"
"Woah man did you see that? He got shot in the groin and didn't even blink!"

"Hmhmm, that's some pokerface he's got."
Pokerface by Jökull the Berserk November 2, 2009
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POKERFXCE 

A Culture of No Feelings & Hidden Emotions.
POKERFXCE dropped their latest Streetwear range. Have you seen the clothes? 🔥
POKERFXCE by POKERFXCE June 30, 2021

pookerface 

A pokerface for pooping during a Zoom call. For the sake of decent society, you have to carefully arrange your facial expression so that it's not obvious that you're downloading more than just video data.
Tony: The Thai food came back with a vengeance during the quarterly meeting. I don't think anyone noticed that I was on the toilet.
Fonzi: Ooohh is that why you were straining and staring into space? We thought you were mad! You've got a pretty good pookerface!
pookerface by Sequined Converse October 19, 2021

pokerfacing 

engaging in sexual intercoarse while thinking about the same sex. originated from the song "poker face"
"lets go pokerfacing tonite"

"did u pokerface last night ?"
pokerfacing by nessa_x July 25, 2009

pokerface 

the face that ppl are making when they are trying to look sexy, but it always works, mostly used on fat girls that too much make-up.....like lady gaga
girl,"eww look at her uglyass pokerface!!"
boy,"yea i no i hate gurls like dat!"
pokerface by erinrox,ray April 18, 2009

butter-pokerface

Someone who looks like and has a similar physique as Lady Gaga.
That chick was pretty hot except for her enormous schnoz and ridiculous clothes. Oh, and she had a dick, too. She was such a butter-pokerface.
butter-pokerface by PhilthyZ February 3, 2010