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Pokemonlake 

An online pokemon game created by a greek "girl" named erry who consistently moans and bitches about Pokemon Deluge getting more users. She likes to flood and spam her chatrooms in all capital letters. The game she "coded" has many flaws and misspellings and grammar mistakes, often pointed out by people with a 10th grade education. That witch is the reason why many 9-13 year old kids are completely retarded and hopeless in today's society. The chatrooms are located on IRC on the SurrealChat network.

There, 9-13 year old kids can "role play" as their favorite pokemon or pokemon trainers. They don't know how to role play. Also, they all apparently hate on Justin Bieber because of his manly voice, even though every person who plays PokemonLake sounds the exact same as him. The laketards (an affectionate name for the kids) have also taken the initiative to form e-relationships with people that they hope are girls.
Bryan: Hey, I'm really depressed. My girlfriend dumped me. Maybe looking in the pokemonlake chatrooms would cheer me up!
Mark: Yeah! Those pathetic little 10 year olds can make always make me chuckle when I'm feeling a bit down in the dumps!

(10/10/10 03:18:44PM) <Special_Pikachu> *throws thunder stone to evee*
(10/10/10 03:18:59PM) <Special_Pikachu> Use it!
(10/10/10 03:19:09PM) <lil-eevee> evolves into vaporeon

(10/08/10 09:49:55PM) <shadowmew> mew mew mew mew tuggs on platinums pants mew mew mew mew we're goin bck in time 2 find ur past life and change things after that we'll go 2 sapphires past then i'm goin 2 save my sister ok

(10/11/10 07:32:45PM) <mystic_dragon> eats a elaphent so it hits rikku and she/he falls into mystic dragons stomach acid with the elaphent on top of her
Pokemonlake by bodnast October 14, 2010

Facebook Pokemoning 

Spending time on facebook adding people to friend list just to collect some, and not particularly cause you know them.
Computer : Suggestion : Johnny Smith - add as friend

Facebookpokemaniac : Gotta catchem'all !!! ***clicks on Johnny Smith***

This is facebook pokemoning.

Pokemoan 

Sound made by Pokemon Go! players when the servers go down, the battle freezes, or the game otherwise glitches.
You could hear the pokemoan at the pokestop when the server went down.
Pokemoan by esekaese July 18, 2016

Pokemoning 

Pokemoning (also spelled "Pokémoning") is the act of dating multiple partners (or having multiple friends) in order to collect all the desired traits that's very likely to not exist in one single individual. Named so because you "Gotta Catch 'Em All."
Person 1: "Okay. I have my Sex Idiot, my Intellectual/Sophisticated Girl, my Tomboy FWB, and my Aging Squirtle. Who else am I missing?"
Person 2: "Pokemoning, I assume?"
Person 1: "Yeah. What do you think about a Crazy Tattooed Goth Chick?"
Person 2: "Gee, how many 'Pokemons' do you have?"
Person 1: "Oh, silly. The plural of Pokemon IS 'Pokemon.'"
Pokemoning by M.Powell October 18, 2012

Pokemoning 

Pokemoning - the act of hunting for pokemon especially in pokemon go.
To avidly search out pokemon and hunt them.
Bro lets go pokemoning tomorrow

- Ok well go to NYC, theyre bound to have Pokemon
Pokemoning by BlackAlpaca1 July 11, 2016

Pokemoning 

Those people are pokemoning
Pokemoning by Cragler July 14, 2016

PokemonOnMETH 

Pokemon under the influence of team rocket.Team rocket always tries to catch pikachu. So they gave him meth making pikachu all fucked and high.
"Hey eve want some meth?"
"No thanks i dont want to be like fucked up pikachu over there .fucking PokemonOnMeth"
PokemonOnMETH by heler January 17, 2007