Wanky Bum Poke 

Similar in style to a Pokey Bum Wank, only with less ferocity. More for the casual opportunist than than the full blown sexual misfit. Usually using only one digit.

Hey, i heard that Ghandi was photographed having a pokey bum wank last night? Na....it was just a quick wanky bum poke, he was in a hurry

Wanky Bum Poke by The Lo-Brary December 16, 2008

PokeWanker

An alternate function for the "PokeWalker" device bundled with the new Pokemon "HeartGold" and "SoulSilver" games.

The device is a pedometer, which rewards players in proportion to the number of steps they take. Its counting function may be accelerated by rapid masturbational movements of the hand.

Caution must be taken, as prolonged auto-erotic contact of this kind may lead to contraction of the Pokerus virus, which essentially makes your dick level up faster.

Not to be confused with Pokesturbate.

PokeWanker User's Manual:
1) Strap device to hand.
2) Find Gardevoir porn.
3) Masturbate furiously.
4) Reach Level 100.
5) ?????
6) PROFIT

PokeWanker by P-P-P-Parkerface March 11, 2010

PokeWanker

PokeWalker so involved in Pokémon go that they fail to recognise hazards.

"I was driving through the city on Tuesday when I almost hit a PokeWanker'

PokeWanker by ARJubilee July 17, 2016

Pokewank

The act of tapping on and rubbing ones finger rapidly over a phone like a woman masturbating in order to obtain a reward in Pokemon Go.

“Are you going for a walk or are you just heading out for a quick pokewank again?”

Pokewank by Irate moron September 12, 2021