An alternate function for the "PokeWalker" device bundled with the new Pokemon
"HeartGold" and "SoulSilver" games.
The device is a pedometer
, which rewards players in proportion to the number of steps they take. Its counting function may be accelerated by rapid masturbation
al movements of the hand.
Caution must be taken, as prolonged auto-erotic contact of this kind may lead to contraction of the Pokerus
virus, which essentially makes your dick
level up faster.
Not to be confused with Pokesturbate