Podunkers also known as “bubba” how they came to exist...Well little is known about the origins of the first podunkers. Legend has it that they were supposed to be in the garden of eden with Adam and Eve. But, they got drunk, beat each other up and were to stupid to find their way to where they were supposed to be. In between hang-overs, they sobered up and decided to stay where they were. They named it Wisconsin. Podunkers eventually fanned out across the united states, but the dumbest ones remain in Wisconsin simply because
A) They were to stupid to follow a map
B) They couldn't find a way to get their favorite bar to fit in the u-haul
C) In this there original domain they feel as if they had a “squatters rights” podunker queen and kings. Legends in their own brainless minds.
Then the podunkers huddled amongst each other...and decided what the poudunkers values and morals would be...Well, Podunkers do not like Mary Jane wanna smokers. Podunkers say it is “breaking the law” witch would carry some merit if most of them did not say it while driving drunk to the bar to buy an underage podunker cousin some alcohol. A podunker can sit in side his house with stolen stop sighs, rail road signs and ext....Drunk off his ass all the while telling his buddy that “pot heads” are stupid. They will down grade and talk bullshit about pot smokers...Sometimes they will do this with a beer in one hand and the other arm around the shoulder of a child molester or a rapist. Yes, they reason- He did probably do it but by God he did it with a clear head and wasn't all “buzzed” up from that there Mary Jane wanna...Thank God..Good to know he was tapped in to his good old boy morals. Oh yeah besides that she was a whore anyways...
What a podunker eats??? Anything and when drunk anyone.
Now how to spot a podunker...The male species have brown teeth and a bump on the bottom lip...also known as “chew”. All sport the same haircut, wear t-shirts with the sleeves cut off, big belt buckles and pants that come up to their arm pits...and that are so tight I can't help but to wounder..Where the fuck is the junk..God no wounder she-beast podunkers are so pissed off.
Oh yeah and they all wear a boot called “ropers”. They all feel special because they wear ropers....No one is smart enough to figure out that everyone even the grandma's are wearing them also. She-beast podunkers all wear their hair in pony tails. Most wear straight legged jeans reminisced of the seventies. They have been known to still were blue eye shadow, witch is confusing since they stopped making the stuff in 1979. The darker blue eye shadow upon closer inspection usually turns out to be a black eye/love tap from a he podunker when his bitch misplaces his prized ropers or when she forgets to stock the house with coors light.
She-beast podunk women are rarely seen smiling. An occasional “yee-haw” has been known to happen when Gretchen Wilson is heard singing “I'm a red-neck woman”.
Podunkers also pick their noses. Not uncommon to see a whole fist jammed in there.
When they do smile it is usually proceeded with a “fart”. Even if a podunker is smiling, approach them cautiously – rarely is it because they are happy. It's just because they are stupid.
You can also recognize a podunker when you hear the plaintive cry of “get er done”. Don't bother to ask what they are “getting done”...they don't have a fucking clue...That is all for now I shall be back after some more note taking.
A) They were to stupid to follow a map
B) They couldn't find a way to get their favorite bar to fit in the u-haul
C) In this there original domain they feel as if they had a “squatters rights” podunker queen and kings. Legends in their own brainless minds.
Then the podunkers huddled amongst each other...and decided what the poudunkers values and morals would be...Well, Podunkers do not like Mary Jane wanna smokers. Podunkers say it is “breaking the law” witch would carry some merit if most of them did not say it while driving drunk to the bar to buy an underage podunker cousin some alcohol. A podunker can sit in side his house with stolen stop sighs, rail road signs and ext....Drunk off his ass all the while telling his buddy that “pot heads” are stupid. They will down grade and talk bullshit about pot smokers...Sometimes they will do this with a beer in one hand and the other arm around the shoulder of a child molester or a rapist. Yes, they reason- He did probably do it but by God he did it with a clear head and wasn't all “buzzed” up from that there Mary Jane wanna...Thank God..Good to know he was tapped in to his good old boy morals. Oh yeah besides that she was a whore anyways...
What a podunker eats??? Anything and when drunk anyone.
Now how to spot a podunker...The male species have brown teeth and a bump on the bottom lip...also known as “chew”. All sport the same haircut, wear t-shirts with the sleeves cut off, big belt buckles and pants that come up to their arm pits...and that are so tight I can't help but to wounder..Where the fuck is the junk..God no wounder she-beast podunkers are so pissed off.
Oh yeah and they all wear a boot called “ropers”. They all feel special because they wear ropers....No one is smart enough to figure out that everyone even the grandma's are wearing them also. She-beast podunkers all wear their hair in pony tails. Most wear straight legged jeans reminisced of the seventies. They have been known to still were blue eye shadow, witch is confusing since they stopped making the stuff in 1979. The darker blue eye shadow upon closer inspection usually turns out to be a black eye/love tap from a he podunker when his bitch misplaces his prized ropers or when she forgets to stock the house with coors light.
She-beast podunk women are rarely seen smiling. An occasional “yee-haw” has been known to happen when Gretchen Wilson is heard singing “I'm a red-neck woman”.
Podunkers also pick their noses. Not uncommon to see a whole fist jammed in there.
When they do smile it is usually proceeded with a “fart”. Even if a podunker is smiling, approach them cautiously – rarely is it because they are happy. It's just because they are stupid.
You can also recognize a podunker when you hear the plaintive cry of “get er done”. Don't bother to ask what they are “getting done”...they don't have a fucking clue...That is all for now I shall be back after some more note taking.
by Gina Lea Helwig August 27, 2008
by Bacender October 22, 2007
a phrase for a small or rural town that was popularized by the movie "The French Connection" in 1971, starring Gene Hackman. The film was about a drug smuggling operation that had french connections in mid-state New York. This was all based on actual happenings and the small, rural town known as Poughkeepsie was the actual setting in both real life and in the movie. Countless times in the movie, they used slang phrases such as "podunk" or "pough town" to describe the area.
Today, the phrases have caught on with many individuals and spread throughout many states and towns all across America. By being spread through word of mouth, many people lost the true meaning of podunk and did not even realize it was originally used and first created for Poughkeepsie. The town of Poughkeepsie and city has now become less rural and more developed. Surrounding towns have all been overcrowded by many people coming from the suburbs of NYC due to the ripple effect. Too many people work in the city and live just outside of it, so they move a little bit farther out to escape the high density living. Even though Poughkeepsie may not even count as a podunk town anymore, it should always be credited for inspiring the popular phrase.
Today, the phrases have caught on with many individuals and spread throughout many states and towns all across America. By being spread through word of mouth, many people lost the true meaning of podunk and did not even realize it was originally used and first created for Poughkeepsie. The town of Poughkeepsie and city has now become less rural and more developed. Surrounding towns have all been overcrowded by many people coming from the suburbs of NYC due to the ripple effect. Too many people work in the city and live just outside of it, so they move a little bit farther out to escape the high density living. Even though Poughkeepsie may not even count as a podunk town anymore, it should always be credited for inspiring the popular phrase.
Guy 1: "So now that Poughkeepsie is no longer a podunk little town, what else can we call podunk?"
Guy 2: "Well Poughquag isn't that small, but it sure does have a lot of cows, so I guess we can call it podunk."
Guy 1: "Neighboring towns keep the word alive."
Guy 2: "Well Poughquag isn't that small, but it sure does have a lot of cows, so I guess we can call it podunk."
Guy 1: "Neighboring towns keep the word alive."
by true_meanings May 17, 2007
Living in a car. Similar to "boondocking" in an RV, podunking is dry camping in your average sedan, station wagon, or a van that has not been converted into an RV. Podunkers have no bathroom or cooking facilities in the vehicle.
My wife kicked me out of the house, so I've been podunking in my subuaru in the parking lot behind work.
by e-man February 24, 2013
Hardwick Mass. Nothing to do except go to WalMart, which is 30 minutes away. One gas station. Nearest mall is an hour away. Just got cell service.
by pseudo225 November 20, 2010