padlocked

Pilot slang. Being unable to take one's eyes off a target(enemy aircraft, escort package or some fine lady in a bar) for fear one will not be able to find it again.

Billy : ''Hey Johny, come and watch the game with us over here''
Johny: ''No way dude, I padlocked Ginger''

Gordon: ''Padlocked bogey, requesting protocol CHICANE''

padlocked by goldenb0y February 23, 2008

popblocked 

when you open up a soda can and somone else comes out of nowhere to take the first sip, subsequentially claiming it their beverage

I cracked open a mountain dew and that bastard stright up popblocked me

popblocked by J.P. Palmer May 24, 2007

Padlocked Hipster 

When someone with a padlock walks up to a unsuspecting hipster with large tunnel plugs and locks it into their ear, and runs like fuck

We should go do a Padlocked hipster

Padlocked Hipster by M/L/E March 6, 2011

Pod-blocked 

One who prevents another from playing their iPod on the stereo amongst a group of people.

I was playing music on the stereo with my iPod when Phil out of nowhere plugged in his iPod. Phil "pod-blocked" me, that prick.

Pod-blocked by 1DaftPunk April 14, 2012

Jackson Pollocked 

When you have explosive diarrhea and it splatters on the back of the toilet bowl resulting in an abstract expressionist 'movement'

I could not use that stall because someone Jackson Pollocked all over it.

Jackson Pollocked by SwedishNinja April 29, 2010

godblocked 

Godblocked refers almost synonymously to the term "cockblocked." However, this form only occurs when there are natural phenomena which only God could be controlling that are blocking your cock from vaginal penetration or other womanly pleasures.

While my girlfriend Allisyn was studying abroad in Indonesia, she sent me a letter one day saying "I miss you. Being away from you makes me realize just how much I truly love you. I want you to be my first the minute I get off of that plane back home." I was excited.
A month later, I got a call from her mother. Her mom said that Allisyn, a geology major, had been studying the contours of Mt. Krakatoa when it suddenly erupted. Her body was found three days later but she was obviously dead and her vagina had turned to obsidian. I totally got godblocked.

godblocked by Shawn J. R. January 1, 2008

Padlocked

Cockblocking on a more extreme and personal level.

David likes marks sister. david plans too make an advance on his sister when mark tells him that dave his best friend. In this way Mark has cockblocked dave on a more extreme personal level. (padlocked)

Padlocked by the padlocked boy June 12, 2010