a wood nymph, a small woodlanddwelling creature, usually hiding in hollow trees in deep forrests. tall pointed hats and fluffy beards are common among these creatures
Another term for condoms, used in reference to the the fact that you keep condoms in your pocket, and crack open the packaging. It also references the square shape that condom packages share with saltine crackers. Typically used in rural Pennsylvania.
Our late-night date was put to a halt when we realized I completely forgot to buy pocket crackers.