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plunkbat 

A sexual act of defecating on your partner and then ejaculating on top of that
I gave my girlfriend a plunkbat last night. You plunk on her back, and then ice it with your bat.
plunkbat by plunkbat June 8, 2017
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plunkbat 

Alternate shorthand for Playerunknown's Battlegrounds that's starting to pick up some wider usage (Gaming news sites, etc.). Can be considered to roll off the tongue nicer than PUBG, "Pub-guh" and similar shorthand. Coined by a Twitch streamer.
Yo, this is <insert the name of your Twitch streamer of choice> and we're back for another game of Plunkbat!
The man, the myth, the legend of PunkBat. Some say he is not real, while others are determined by his existence. He is a discord mod of all discord mods, some say he is the best one out there, a Jesus-like entity who loves all. He is a sexy beast and appears to everyone differently, however different he may seem, he still appears to everyone as a tall handsome man with great abs and works out twelve times a week. The dream that women never get to see. A real man. PunkBat is real, and some say everyone will encounter him at least once in their life. Have you met PunkBat yet?
Ashley: That guy PunkBat is so dreamy...
PunkBat by TheGayAccount July 15, 2021
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026