Tom's a plumpkin patch kid.
The pregnant woman was going into labor, but her husband was horny, so she sat on the toilet and gave him a blow job and gave birth to a baby boy.
The pregnant woman was going into labor, but her husband was horny, so she sat on the toilet and gave him a blow job and gave birth to a baby boy.
by Kings St October 23, 2010
A big for nothing bitch. In their natural habitat they can be found sucking major dick in the Toronto, Oh area… you can often find them struggling to get back up off of their knees due to the fact that they are so top heavy.
“Is that a fat hooker walking down the road?”
“Is it a homosexual cow?!”
“Oh… no. It’s just fat matt plumpkin.”
“Is it a homosexual cow?!”
“Oh… no. It’s just fat matt plumpkin.”
by Regina George from the 740 March 18, 2023
While kneeling on the ground one person gives another head while the other drops a deuce and eats a moist pulled pork sandwich.
by Seahndi January 2, 2011
A halloweenesque derivative of the blumpkin. The receiving of a blow job while pinching a loaf into a pumpkin/jack-o-lantern.
I've received many a blumpkin from your mom, but tonight I was in the spirit of Halloween and thought to myself, what better time for a plumpkin.
by dayday81 September 27, 2014
Anna, you don’t need to give money to that plumpkin; however, you can give him some diet and exercise tips.
by Bingo Bronson June 16, 2021
This morning‘s plumpkin was so enjoyable. Went down smooth, came out smooth. It’s definitely fall AF.
by lastfrontiermama August 27, 2021
I started off this crisp fall morning the right way. Made myself a pumpkin spice latte and it really got things going, so I went to the bathroom and made it a plumpkin.
by lastfrontiermama September 16, 2021