On a warm thanksgiving night after your girlfriend has eaten enough deep throat her so that she throws up her thanksgiving dinner.
After thanksgiving dinner I went home with my girlfriend and gave her a plump turkey.
by Troxaska November 23, 2010
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A perfectly round, overfilled sore located directly under the foreskin. Deep mustard and jelly like in the center. unaffected by puncture or pressure, the only known cure is to let it run it's course and sweat out.
People say the smell from plump rot reminds them of musky sea bass and burnt hair.
It must be plump rot, every time I tried to pop it it plumped out like a jelly filled mood ring covered in stretchmarks. Luckily I passed out from the smell before I got too the pliers.
by assjacker253 August 5, 2009
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What people say when they fuck a fat ass chick and are trying to cover up for it
No she wasent fat she was perfectly plump
by Shxjskfz March 22, 2015
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An erection, or a boner.
"Yes darling, you know I really love you, now take hold of this plump chicken and stroke it till it clucks"
by Regis Bognor February 8, 2006
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forrest plump is a spoof name of forrest gump instead of the personjust being mentally retarded u r also callin them fat
sando:so so y really did the chicken cross the road?
me:wtf? he is so forrest plump
by ya mum hee hee July 20, 2008
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the measure of the plump aka size of a girls ass vs the juice aka sweet and tight factor of the ass, a 50/50 mix is perfect but good luck, u need to have the right amount of plump and juice to be perfect, not too much of one or the other!!!!
Kim Kardashian and Beyonce def have plump and some juice
60/40 plump to juice ratio
Jessica Alba and Megan Fox def have juice and some plump
40/60 ratio plump to juice ratio
PERFECT RATIO IS HARD TO FIND BUT IF U DO GET ON IT ;)
by rfshitshow October 28, 2010
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The response when someone calls you fat...
Dude 1: Daym girl...why are you so fat?
Dude 2: I'm not fat, I'm festively plump
by thegirlthatkrumps December 22, 2010
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