Plum Pudding 

Plum Pudding is what my cadet roomie, Matt makes when he pushes plums up my boy-hole and fucks me until he has a cumgasm, which he makes me eat afterward -- Yum!

Wow! Matt made Plum Pudding in my butt-hole last night!

Plum Pudding by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

plum pudding 

To suck at a males genitals with passion

'do you fancy plum pudding for desert?'

plum pudding by mattymattmatt May 12, 2007

plum pudding 

When a man or woman asks another man to insert their nut in their anus. Then, the receiver of the ball proceeds to clench their ass muscles and tear the actual teste out of the ball sac. Because they are so tired, they go to sleep and when they wake up and take their morning shit, plum pudding is expelled.

-Did you see new steve tear off Axl Rose's nut after the concert?
-No but I bet that made one mean plum pudding

plum pudding by Michael Oyler December 12, 2008

Plum Pudding Riots 

In 1647, they tried to ban Christmas in Canterbury, England.

This led to the Plum Pudding Riots.

The Puritan government tried to cancel Christmas and insisted that shops be open on Christmas Day.
Few shops opened and the locals of Canterbury decided to play football instead with inflated pig bladders. The mob ripped through the streets of Canterbury paying particular attention to breaking windows. A game of football had turned into a full-blown riot. Plum pudding, mince pies and ale were enjoyed by most all.

Ban Christmas? Have you not heard of the Plum Pudding Riots?

Plum pudding with cream, spotted dick with custard, roly-poly with jam, gooseberry tart with ginger or hobnobs with chocolate?

Euphemism with sauce, please.

Plum Pudding Riots by Option 22 December 23, 2019

plum my pudding 

A christmas themed invitation to have sexual intercourse. Taken from plum pudding (the thing you eat after your turkey). See cheeri my o, father my christmas, pull my cracker etc

After kissing under the misletoe, Joey asked Fred if he'd like to plum her pudding.
I'd love you to plum my pudding

plum my pudding by charrc May 11, 2006

plum my pudding 

An instruction to have vaginal intercourse. Usually used during the christmas period along with other classics such as 'hang my baubles', 'deck my halls' and the all time favourite 'father my christmas'
NB A christmas equivalent of the cereal based 'cheeri my o' theme.

"john gave my pudding a good pluming at the office christmas party"
" I asked him to plum my pudding, but he turned me down"

plum my pudding by charrc May 4, 2006