Plug 'n' Run 

verb~ slang. The act of masturbating then holding down the foreskin and running to the toilet. Used by tidy males* that neither wish to blow in their boxers, have to wipe up wasting tissue or sacrifice a condom, known as a Posh Wank. The foreskin is folded down over the head of the penis and held in place with the index finger. Then at their leisure the man may run** to the toilet and urinate their baby batter away.

*Only works if you have a foreskin.

**You don't necessarily have to run. One could just have a merry wander and have a tipple of drink or a biscuit on the way. It is also easily disguised as most males will often wander about with their hands down their pants.

-First recorded use by Si Hands circa 2005

Aw crap I'm outta tissues I'm gonna have to Plug 'n Run!

Are you actually itching your balls or have I just caught you in the middle of a Sneaky Plug 'n' Run?!?!?

Plug 'n' Run by Funi February 19, 2009

Sneaky Plug 'n' Run 

verb~ slang. The act of having a Plug 'n' Run (to masturbate then hold the good stuff in by folding the foreskin over and holding with the index finger then running to the toilet to dispose of said stuff) but knowing full well that there are other persons in the vicinity that you will encounter on the way. Can be a nice add on after a Danger Wank.

So I'd already had my Plug 'n' Run last night night but there was so many people in my gaff an Zoe was chattin to Majic outside her door, so I just pulled a Sneaky Plug 'n' Run and trotted right down the stairs an chatted to em on the way to the pisser din't I! They jus thought I was bein a lad itchin my balls.

I'm feelin like Bear Grills tonight, I might jus go for a Danger Wank then finnish it off by havin a Sneaky Plug 'n' Run. Result.

Sneaky Plug 'n' Run by Funi February 19, 2009