Top Definition
The slang term for 'period blood'
Amanda, do you have an extra pad? My plood flowage is max today!
#period #blood #tampon #heavy flow #disgusting #on the rag
by gangst from up north August 08, 2009
short for plastic wood, or veneered particle board
"I know he thinks it's fine furniture, but that desk is made of plood."
by Elizabeth January 02, 2004
1. The act of taking a dump underwater.

2. The sound a turd makes when it hits the water.
1. Man, I gotta go too bad, I guess I'll just have to plood.

2. Well, that had a nice healthy plood to it.
by Dixon February 08, 2004
Plastic wood; fake wood
Why do GM interiors use copious amounts of plood?
#plood #wood grain #wood #plastic #gross #gm
by Ihavetheanswers June 29, 2012
When a person fecal matter has trace amounts of blood in it.
Ohhh God I just saw blood in my poo, it was a hard plood.
#plooded #ploods #public restroom #the runs #pain
by goskago January 07, 2006
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