plantin’ some onion 

to break wind, fart

Neil: Houston, we have a problem. Buzz is plantin’ some onion and the fan relay on the LEM’s environmental system has got a 203 alarm.
Houston Control: Roger that, Neil. You have our condolences and we’re checkin’ the accessory bus.

plantin’ some onion by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020

prentissexual 

having sexual feelings for emily prentiss

are u prentissexual? because i am.

prentissexual by leilany prentiss December 21, 2020

Emily Prentiss 

Amazing brave hot FBI agent on the show Criminal Minds, in love with her non-official wife Jennifer Jareau. She is also a cat lady because she has a cat called sergio

why can't i be married to emily prentiss

Emily Prentiss by criminalmindsfan32 November 8, 2020

Centy plenty 

Being so right about something that you are a hundred percent confident in yourself many times over. Can be used in place of hundy p.

Chadwick: Crypto will centy plenty double in value over the next year
Bill: Since you're so sure, I better start investing too!

Centy plenty by ravenoustomahawk January 16, 2022

Palentine's Day 

February 13th. If you are single and/or sick of the commercialization of Valentine's Day, you spend this day hanging out with your best friends, eating pizza, watching movies, and playing video games.

Watching a Lord of the Rings marathon with Chris has made this the best Palentine's Day ever.

Palentine's Day by librarianmike February 12, 2013

planting a potato 

The sexual act of defecating in a woman's verticle smile.

Hey bro, you hook up with that chick last night?
Oh bro, I had whiskey dick so bad and couldn't make it to the bathroom on time so I wound up planting a potato.

planting a potato by Too Cool for School March 20, 2017

emily prentiss 

emily prentiss is a raging lesbian with a cat named sergio. she has a crush on her coworker, jennifer jareau. she is so incredibly hot id lay down my life for her. i love you, emily prentiss. she is an amazing profiler and is such a girl boss. (girl boss used ironically) (i hope you’re reading this in the fast voice the people do at the end of the commercials) (emily prentiss with black hair, jennifer with blonde).

emily prentiss is so badass sheeeeeeshh *lip bite*.

literally step on me, emily prentiss.

emily prentiss is such a good profiler!

emily prentiss by bpycc_bri April 8, 2021