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playsturbate

the playing of your favorite game on your PS3 to the point of orgasm so that it results in the lack of a need to masturbate. Much cleaner and less frowned upon than masturbation, also better because you can do it with friends.
Example 1- Dude my thumbs are chaffed from playsturbating daily.

Example 2- The friends that playsturbate together stay together.

Example 3- Mother: "Evan, Kody, Jacob, and Jeremy have been playing Zombies since 7:00 last night, it's 8:00 in the morning."
Father: "I'd rather them playsturbate together than masturbate together.
playsturbate by zaneyest20 January 9, 2011
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