the playing of your favorite game on your PS3 to the point of orgasm so that it results in the lack of a need to masturbate. Much cleaner and less frowned upon than masturbation, also better because you can do it with friends.
Example 1- Dude my thumbs are chaffed from playsturbating daily.
Example 2- The friends that playsturbate together stay together.
Example 3- Mother: "Evan, Kody, Jacob, and Jeremy have been playing Zombies since 7:00 last night, it's 8:00 in the morning."
Father: "I'd rather them playsturbate together than masturbate together.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"