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PlayMesh 

A paint-by-numbers developer for the iPhone and iPod touch. Spends more time creating 10-20 different versions of "iMafia" and less time making sure their apps perform well, don't freeze, and go out of sync with the server. The epitome of quantity over quality.

Nothing original becomes of this company. The squandered "talent" (using the term loosely) of the developers is used to make something already made again and again (like Mafia Wars/Mobsters games). They create different iterations of said game ad-nauseum, including, but not limited to iPirates, Race Wars, Vampires, Ninjas, Wizards, and Heroes. All the same exact game play save different names and terminology. Be advised that if you are considering working for this company, your initiation may include burning an iPhone in effigy and programming another version of iMafia.
PlayMesh has a lot of games in the iTunes store that all do the same thing: crash, run poorly when they're not crashing, and behave exactly like iMafia if you were paying attention.
PlayMesh by nwodetox December 16, 2009
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playdate 

n. a scheduled appointment for children to get together and play.

Playdates are typically arranged between parents of babies, toddlers and children up to age four and are then kid-requested for children ages five to eleven (still coordinated via the parents).

A playdate is at least two children but can include three or more children.
All four of us are going to bring our Nintendo DS games... this is going to be the best playdate ever!
playdate by Ziggy_Susan March 30, 2009

playtest 

It refers to a short period of time when Battlebit server are open. This is way more addicting than cocaine and extended exposure can lead to BWD. Players that are addicted will hop on dev stream crying for a "playtes" (short version of playtest, a typical symptom of BWD)
Surgeon 1: Why are you leaving?! We are about to perform a surgical operation
Surgeon 2: I'm sure the patient can wait a couple of hours, there is a playtest about to start
playtest by playtes when May 20, 2022

Playdate 

A date where grown ups, whom would never otherwise be friends, force their children to play together, to avoid raising a sociopath.
We should get Jimmy and Jane together for a playdate this weekend.
Playdate by Kimmah78 June 29, 2018

playmate 

A playboy playmate.
Meaning a playboy bunny. (A sexy girl of Playboy)
Here's Hugh Hefner and his lovely playmates.
playmate by Bastian December 26, 2003

playmaker 

In sports, someone with the preternatural ability to influence the outcome of a game by making incredible plays
Every team needs a playmaker to turn to when the game is on the line.
playmaker by jbmonday September 4, 2003

playmate 

a friend with hidden benefits. someone with whom you are publicly friends with and have private sexual relations with. can also be public but usually is not. not a "fuck buddy".
Gina: I don't get it. They don't go out, but there are rumors that they mess around even though they're supposed to be "just friends"
Diane: That's what you call being playmates
playmate by ChibiFox17 March 31, 2010