playing in the mud

"Playing in the mud" means anal sex.

Playing in the mud is usually applied to homosexuals, but can also be used in reference to heterosexual situations involving anal sex.

see also: fudge packing, buttsechs, bum sex, sodomy, anal sex, shit stabbing.

Ben: "Where is Austen?"
Ian: "Probably playing in the mud with Lance."

"Go play in the mud fag."

by Benjamin Roelke & Ian Kerlin February 2, 2006

playing in the mud

"Playing in the mud" means a white dude fucking black chicks.

Brenden: hey dan seeing a new chicks lately?

Dan: hell yea, im been fucking this black chick so much better then white chicks.

Brenden: you "playing in the mud" now. Nice I would so fuck a black chick right now. Being on this military base is making me go crazy.

by digitalsyndrome August 13, 2014

play in the mud

fucking a chick in the ass

if there's no grass flip her over and play in the mud.

by Jbob April 27, 2003

play in the mud

Having sexual relations with a black person.

Leroy tried to hit on me at the bar...but I told him I don't play in the mud.

by surfdog April 26, 2016

play in the mud

Playing in the mud is a remedy, common in Northern California, for making a woman's vagina feel tighter, especially after its been stretched out by a large penis. To play in the mud is to first get a woman hot and bothered followed by her stretching her vagina so that you may defecate in it. Once the feces is inside you then proceed to have sex with the vagina enjoying the extra tightness brought about by all the fecal matter inside.

Parker: Wow Ryan, that chick Bjorn hooked up with sure has a flappy vagina!
Ryan: Yeah i know i bet its so wide that they cant even have sex!
Parker: Well they could always play in the mud.
Ryan: Yeah, i suppose...

by HonestAbe69 April 6, 2010

if there's blood, play in the mud

when a woman won't let you have sex with her because she is on her period or when you don't want period blood all over your penis, you have anal sex instead.

Guy: "let me smash that vag"
Girl: "I would let you, but i'm on my period"
Guy: "if there's blood, play in the mud !!!!!"

by AudiUrS4 June 9, 2009

if not, then flip her over and play in the mud.

a female is to young to have pubic hair so you should do her in the ass.

If somebody says "if there is grass on the field play ball" but there is no grass on the field a response is "if not, then flip her over and play in the mud."

by R-DoggCA May 5, 2006