platapussy 

getting laid by a platypus
the act of having sex with a platypus

Dude, I got some sweet platapussy last night at the zoo.

platapussy by 69 hunter February 24, 2009

Platapic 

Platapic and or platapic face...mainly used by non attractive woman on facebook and or myspace. The act of percing youre lips together to an awkward or strange looking kiss that nobody want to see..

You: Damn!!! How many platapics do you have?
Her: lmao!! Stfu u bitch get off my facebook (also see definition attention seeker)

Damn that girl in that platapic is hit!

Platapic by Cj pimpin May 6, 2010

platapussonians 

A species of humans known to have polka dots on their skin and in their hair. Very hairy beasts who need to have earings on their breasts as a cultural ritual. The leader of this species is Nicolih Duffania.

Have you seem those Platapussonians!?

platapussonians by Niciniah July 19, 2010

platapi 

Plural of platapus. Because God wills these egg-laying, duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed mammals to propagate throughout the universe.

Perry the Platapus isn't alone--there are a lot of platapi waiting to develop alter egos with various hat accessories.

platapi by OpenTomorrow November 19, 2013

platanicious

the awesome taste of plantains

this fried plantain is just platanicious!

platanicious by aplatanao October 21, 2009

Dirty Platapus

When a chick wacks you off with her feet and wheres a beak

yo man this chick last night said she liked some freaky shit so she gave me a dirty Platapus

Dirty Platapus by Shakezulia March 4, 2008

Platapussy 

When you cut the vagina off like a fresh rib eye steak, and you serve it on a plate. It has 7 layers. P.S. this is not canabolism

I went to the steak house last night and I ordered the platapussy and they said it was a favorite so I got the meal and said I'm gonna eat this like a hungry moose that just took a steaming shit

Platapussy by Plattapussy July 30, 2017